Thursday, April 11, 2013

Brutus Buckeye, The Worldas Many Struggling Mascot, Gets Held Again

What is it about Brutus Buckeye that produces him such an apparent punching bag? Can it be his freakishly square mind? The weird, expressionless eyes? The hat thatas much too little for his mind? His racial heritage (lover)? The responses are shrouded in mystery. All we know is that we've another case of excessive Brutus abuse in the state of Ohio, since the hapless mascot was absolutely destroyed while, of all things, trying to get a during a Buckeyes group scrimmage. It happened on Saturday during Student Appreciation Day at Ohio Stadium, where Brutus for whatever reason was the goal of a move. Thatas where he was satisfied by sophomore linebacker David Perkins, who flattened Brutus with an extremely vicious handle. Yikes. From 11 Warriors: Several aoohsa and aahhsa originated in the projected 2,500 students seeing on either sideline. The student portraying the loveable lover sprang straight back up but quickly left. He was not seen again. Thereas no word on whether an injury was suffered by him or when it was just his pleasure that was injured. Following exercise, Perkins said he didnat mean to hit Brutus so very hard. However when a linebacker sees a carrier streaking down the area untouched, the juices get sweeping. Brutusa complete 2013 stats: 1 reception, 4 yards (left team. Retired). I also heard many laughs because video, to be exact. Bad Brutus. Unfortunate, really. Of course most of us recall this, when Brutus was similarly damaged by the Bobcat pet of Ohio University ahead of their 2010 nonconference soccer matchup:

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