Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Rookie Treatment is Got by dion Waiters When Teammates Complete His Car with Popcorn

Dion Waiters was the target of a heinous crime. His car was loaded with popcorn and the monsters who did it failed to leave a drink to him to clean it down with. Oh, the terror. Within the rookie hazing routine that is become somewhat of a tacky plague in the NBA, Waiters' Cleveland Cavaliers teammates poured hills of popcorn into the neophyte's vehicle. The appliance guard did not seem all that happy with the end result. He stated he was angry and that it looked worse (not "worst") in person. I'm not quite sure if he was discussing the total amount of popcorn in his vehicle or if he was livid that his co-workers couldn't conspire to accomplish a far more original prank. In September, Deron Williams, Reggie Evans and the Brooklyn Nets' group of veterans loaded sophomore Marshon Brooks' vehicle with popcorn as well. Obviously, the lockout-truncated year did not provide the group with enough of a way to haze the then novice properly. So he was popcorned just prior to this plan as well. Imagine coming around your costly set of wheels and then think it is flush with popcorn. What would you do? Head to the flicks? Acquire some salt? Employ it to be cleaned by Eddy Curry out for you? While we're imaging, also visualize your self being an NBA player plotting a practical joke like this. Wouldn't you've been at least a bit more creative? I really like the thought of an automobile overflowing with feature film-inspired treats as much as the next person, but when the Cavs couldn't attended up with another fun, they could've at least changed the type of chow. Want to Cheetos or Milk Duds or Skittles. And sometimes even unpopped kernels. Something that did not scream I stole Deron Williams' record would've sufficed, actually. We can all appreciate some good-natured satire, save for maybe Waiters himself. These kind of pranks are only slightly damaging and funny. To the next NBA convocation that contemplates punking a teammate like this though, I ask you: Don't. Complete their car with a different address, or do something else entirely. A copycat is liked by no one. Specially person who forgot the soft drink.

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